wingedcorgi:

wingedcorgi:

wingedcorgi:

whatever it takes, catra.

here’s the thing on twitter

the aftermath.

c4liforniacation:

cock:

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

who did you have to kill to get that URL

becausedragons:

camazotz:

i-am-a-koi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

rattycastle:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

loudestcrowdever:

dragon-in-a-fez:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier 

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head 

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory

principally-ace:

original post here. 

(Source: aseriesofunfortunatetexts)

omghotmemes:

not this shit again

juyeonms:

oh no… oh no no no no no non

cndrfall:

RWBY x Reductress Headlines (Part 3)

light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

tsvilingshprakh:

jotaillustrator:

wyrmzone:

how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the world’s richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this

blue shell

(Source: nenastrology)

miss-madame-404:

chapdietostie:

bigdogdabeast:

jaubaius:

Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

I like this WAY more then I should

BIG BABY <3

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Fun fact about me, an aro: in high school drama I got cast to play the equivalent of Prince Charming, just a character whose entire personality was lovestruck, and most people thought I did a pretty good job. most people however were not aware that I spent my entire performance thinking about bread, in order to simulate the enthusiasm and passion of True Love

king-jesster:

More cat tarot by popular request

(Source: secretsunsociety)

dykenoi:

afloweroutofstone:

Oh good I can still sleep tonight.

gayvampiire:

can we PLEASE talk about the google scorpion emoji

(Source: babey)

teathattast: