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cyberbonk2077:

ok so . rb this w/ ur sign, the song currently stuck in ur head and whether or not u sleep w/ socks on. its for sciens 

(Source: sunshineofyourlove1967)

the signs as things i shouldn’t have lived through but did

vampireapologist:

aries: sledding down two alleys across busy roads “hoping for the best”

taurus: fell backward through a window during a tickle fight

gemini: ran into a group of drunk scottish lads in matching v-necks, asked if they were one direction

cancer: climbed barefoot onto a CVS Pharmacy roof to catch a chicken

leo: grabbed an electric fence to prove i would grab an electric fence

virgo: ate poison ivy

libra: coaxed a stray dog to get into my car, but it turned out to be a particularly brave coyote

scorpio: fought a snapping turtle over territory rights

sagittarius: got lost alone in pittsburgh at 1 am in a full leg cast

capricorn: ate a buckeye because “if a squirrel can eat it why cant i”

aquarius: fell face-first into a ravine playing capture the flag

pisces: climbed into a cardboard box and shut it so my friends could “safely” push me down two flights of stairs

dianapforlunch:

The signs as comic book movie ladies: a thread

Aries ✧ Nebula

- brave and determined

- both physically and mentally strong

- a little impulsive, but an actual sweetheart

- just needs a hug tbh

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Taurus ✧ Nakia

- reliable, devoted to wakanda, level-headed

- stubborn in a good way

- really charming

- strong moral compass

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Gemini ✧ Harley quinn

- really cute

- witty, playful, doesn’t take things too seriously

- very underestimated by people she comes across, which can be used as leverage

- annoying in a self-aware way

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Cancer ✧ Wanda maximoff

- tenacious and unapologetically emotional

- seen as breakable but will actually break you

- just wants to protect the people she cares about

- thinks she’s unworthy of love and happiness when it’s actually the opposite

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Leo ✧ Gamora

- a badass and a cutie at once

- will do anything for the people she loves

- natural born leader

- NEVER get on her bad side

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Virgo ✧ Pepper

- loyal, analytical, hard-working

- sometimes a little too hard on herself

- good at nearly everything she does but doesn’t give herself enough credit

- natural born leader too, tbh

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Libra ✧ Diana

- fair-minded, diplomatic, gracious in her own way

- always sees the best in people

- genuinely cares.

- in a constant search for balance between the good and the bad, it’s in her core

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Scorpio ✧ Natasha

- resourceful, brave, passionate

- a really good friend

- secretive out of self-preservation

- cares more than she lets it show

- effortless badass

- self-reliant

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Sagittarius ✧ Valkyrie

- great sense of humor

- probably says “mood” a lot

- great at hiding her emotions

- the friend you can always count on to make you laugh

- tries not to take anything too serious

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Capricorn ✧ Okoye

- disciplined and responsible

- very intimidating

- will take NOBODY’S shit

- can literally do anything as long as she puts her mind to it

- loyal and trustworthy

- protective of those she loves

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beachpisces:

the signs as vibes

aries: the warmth and smell of campfires in the summer, drinking coca-cola from a cold, glass bottle; walking downtown on a saturday evening, wearing blush, red and orange sunsets, cigarette smoke, the feeling of laughing so hard your stomach hurts.

taurus: mementos you want to throw away but have too much sentiment, the smell of linen, pearl earrings, blurry photos, silver jewelry, drawing a smiley face next to your signature; ballet shoes, coconuts, the taste of homemade cookies, faint smiles.

gemini: fountain pens and bullet-point journals, the cold breeze in early spring, the spaciousness of a big, quiet library; marble pillars and greek architecture, graceful movement, long, glossy nails, mint gum, the smell of green tea, loud laughter and sparkling eyes.

cancer: soft, fluffy pillows and silk bedsheets, seeing the flowery trees in spring, peach iced tea, the salty smell of the ocean and collecting seashells, soft eyes, dewy skin; chandeliers, taking a peaceful snooze to wind down, warm hugs and care for the ones you love, summertime air, the taste of sweet fruit.

leo: fields of tall sunflowers, summer tans and freckles, old black and white movies, singing as loud as you can in an open room, the smell of guava juice and sunscreen, tap dancing and smiles worn only for the camera; brightly colored hair and walls, leather jackets and sneakers.

virgo: the smell of clean laundry, singing softly to yourself; calligraphy pens and wool sweaters, gold necklaces, calmness in solitude, vanilla milkshakes, the hum of moving bikes, writing poetry about the changing of seasons, sitting in a meadow in the early morning to clear your head.

libra: talking so much your throat gets raspy, giggling about your crush, drinking fruity iced tea, wearing oversized clothes, getting your nails done, palm trees and tropical flowers; the smell of makeup, wearing bikinis and pushing your friends into the pool, face masks, red or pink lip gloss.

scorpio: listening to synthy music late at night, streetlights, dark colored clothes and staying up until sunrise, doc martens; plaid skirts, dancing like nobody’s watching, the smell of chlorine, disco lights, the clicking of high heels, quiet downtown streets late at night.

sagittarius: big coats, polaroids, taking random roadtrips to the southwest; 70’s music, red lipstick, arizona tea, comfortable silences, cracking your knuckles when you get nervous, getting up early enough to watch the sun rise, hiking through the mountains, glittering smiles, golden retrievers.

capricorn: earth tones, grassy meadows and rushing lakes, cocker spaniels, picnics under an old tree; planting your own vegetables and fruit, owning a sunhat, painting with watercolors; drinking black coffee early in the mornings, loving and thriving off of your routine.

aquarius: looking at saturn’s rings through a telescope, going to art museums; the smell of lilac, riding your bike through an unfamiliar part of town, old maps, vintage telephones, listening to music with the windows down, buying your clothes at thrift stores, bubblegum, cool tones.

pisces: the feeling of calm after a good cry; rain during springtime, greek sculptures, pink rose bushes, talking about your feelings late at night, swimming in the ocean, listening to old love songs on a record player, looking at constellations, the smell of honeysuckle.

ironbubble:

ironbubble:

i think it really says alot about you as a person which winnie pooh character you stanned as a child

new tag game write your zodiac and which winnie the pooh character your fave was in the tags this is for science

cityofbone:

since my gay ass loves space, i decided to take this buzzfeed quiz that determines which planet matches your personality. tag your results and zodiac sign. i’m a gemini and i got venus!

(Source: episodeixs)

jjeonguk:

reblog this with your sign and if you like coffee or not

(Source: ariescults-moved)

horoskippy:

How the signs are feeling

Jaded as fuck and probably just wants to sleep: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini, Libra

Amazing, only screamed into the void twice today: Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio

Hasn’t felt feelings in months but if you had to choose, tired: Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus

“What is it about?”

werewolfastrology:

Explains the entire fucking movie start to finish: AQUARIUS, ARIES, VIRGO, SAGITTARIUS

One sentence answer: PISCES, LEO, LIBRA, CAPRICORN

“Idk man, just watch it”: TAURUS, SCORPIO, GEMINI, CANCER

THE SIGNS AS DAN HOWELL QUOTES

  • Aries: “Sometimes, when you intensely dislike a person due to something, you just have to take comfort in the fact that, one day, they will be dead.”
  • Taurus: “It's so important to know you should be happy and proud of who you are.”
  • Gemini: "My only regrets are the moments when i doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy."
  • Cancer: "I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
  • Leo: "You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within."
  • Virgo: "I'm the living embodiment of 'it could be worse'."
  • Libra: "That’s why I’m here, I’m here for two reasons. To entertain you with stories of my life so , you know, you can find them entertaining. But then maybe compare them to your own lives and not feel so alone with the issues that you go with, go through..."
  • Scorpio: "And the other half of it is me kind of like articulating my own profound observations on the universe, which is really just an excuse to give myself a therapy. Apparently other people enjoy watching it too."
  • Sagittarius: "Actually believe in your potential. You spend all day and all night daydreaming and sometimes talking to yourself... out loud, which people can see by the way so maybe consider stopping that, about all the things you wish you could be and do, but instead you doubt yourself and say its impossible."
  • Capricorn: "This happens all the time with sports results, but — I shit you not — I once got a notification from the BBC News app saying that a character in a show I was watching had just died! I thought that news notifications are supposed to be for impending natural disasters, not for just ruining my bloody afternoon."
  • Aquarius: "You can't expect a kid to be smart enough to realize they can do what they want with their life before they've been pushed through the school system into having an average life.”
  • Pisces: "To me, the meaning of life is to be happy, it's to achieve happiness right now. It's to make sure you're happy in the future and that generally when you look back on your life you're like; yes, that was satisfactory."
  • astrologyask:

    The signs with organization

    A place for everything and everything in its place: Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo, Taurus, Leo, Libra

    Organized chaos: Gemini, SAGITTARIUS, Aries, Aquarius

    Signs as girlfriends

    horoskippy:

    Aries: very protective, can get jealous, lots of touching, seems shy but actually very aggressive, tries to wrestle you but ends up making out, jaw and neck kisses, wraps their arm around your waist all the time

    Taurus: lots of giggling, loves tight hugs, holds your hand all the time, bakes cookies for you, cares about you a lot even if she doesn’t show it as much, wants attention, very quirky and fun to be with

    Gemini: knows how to turn you on, likes to leave hickies, gives you annoyingly cute nicknames, rests their head on your shoulder, likes ruffling your hair, likes to take control, likes spooning

    Cancer: seeks approval, good at making out, cares about you a lot, big hearted, likes just being in your presence, tries to seduce you but ends up giggling, wants to cuddle all the time

    Leo: super flirty, wants to show you off, will talk with you all night, isn’t afraid to belt out songs in front of you, lots of pda, has a folder of photos of just you on their phone

    Virgo: wants to push boundaries but is shy/inexperienced, wants to be protected, eyebrow raises, dances crazily to your favorite songs, best friend and lover, makes suggestive jokes to tease you

    Libra: very charming, knows how to make your knees weak, tells you how hot you are everyday, likes corny romantic dates, makes you watch chick flicks, happy with a simplistic relationship

    Scorpio: steals your clothes, breathes in your scent, seduces you easily, likes sitting on your lap, gets to know you deeply, has lots of inside jokes with you, traces all your curves and admires your entire body

    Sagittarius: super chill, wants to try new things with you, likes to let you take control sometimes, loves being wrapped up in you, admires your butt a lot, likes watching sunsets with you

    Capricorn: lots of witty banter, will challenge you to think, likes watching movies with you, will lie in bed with you all day, out of the blue acts of love, teaches you new things

    Aquarius: innocent and carefree, will beat you in your favorite video game, makes dirty jokes, will just stare at your face in love, dresses up for you, tells others how much they love you,

    Pisces: makes you little gifts, lip bites, sends you cheesy texts, lots of light kisses on the hand, cheek, forehead, tells you how awesome you are, tells you all her dreams and ambitions

    luagf:

    rb this with your sign + the fictional creature you always gravitated more towards to when you were younger

    (Source: twomenkissing)

    Ascendant, Moon, Midheaven

    zodiachoney:

    On the outside, I appear…

    Aries rising: active, enthusiastic, straightforward

    Taurus rising: steady, grounded, sensual

    Gemini rising: adaptable, inquisitive, talkative

    Cancer rising: cautious, caring, sensitive

    Leo rising: confident, energetic, charismatic

    Virgo rising: competent, poised, reserved

    Libra rising: charming, pleasant, artistic

    Scorpio rising: private, observant, magnetic

    Sagittarius rising: adventurous, optimistic, restless

    Capricorn rising: determined, responsible, serious

    Aquarius rising: curious, independent, approachable

    Pisces rising: gentle, easygoing, changeable


    Deep within, I am…

    Aries moon: spontaneous, passionate, strong

    Taurus moon: guarded, sentimental, loyal

    Gemini moon: intellectual, restless, open-minded

    Cancer moon: empathetic, devoted, moody

    Leo moon: affectionate, expressive, stubborn

    Virgo moon: detail-oriented, practical, shy

    Libra moon: fickle, peaceful, objective

    Scorpio moon: intense, intuitive, secretive

    Sagittarius moon: free-spirited, upbeat, impatient

    Capricorn moon: stable, dutiful, self-critical

    Aquarius moon: detached, idealistic, eccentric

    Pisces moon: compassionate, emotional, impractical


    However, I aspire to be or would like to be viewed as…

    Aries Midheaven: confident, pioneering, enthusiastic

    Taurus Midheaven: sensible, assured, tenacious

    Gemini Midheaven: intelligent, creative, adaptable

    Cancer Midheaven: dependable, nurturing, kindhearted

    Leo Midheaven: bold, generous, commanding

    Virgo Midheaven: helpful, organised, reasonable

    Libra Midheaven: peaceful, well-mannered, sociable

    Scorpio Midheaven: deliberate, mysterious, passionate

    Sagittarius Midheaven: knowledgeable, dynamic, versatile

    Capricorn Midheaven: controlled, wise, hardworking

    Aquarius Midheaven: innovative, flexible, cooperative

    Pisces Midheaven: intuitive, understanding, artistic

    (Source: tiredtaurus)