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lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

latin professor tried to explain the difference between ille/illa/illud and iste/ista/istud by saying “If you say ‘illum’ you mean ‘that man’, but if you say ‘istum’ you mean that motherfucker’ before gasping, covering his mouth, and whispering “I forgot I can’t say that that until I get tenure”

different professor for latin 201. she asked if we remembered the difference between “ille” and “iste” and 80% of the class nodded sagely and went “motherfucker” 

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

About to get banned for posting something salacious folks

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Oh fuck oh godd oh f

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IM FUCKING LAUGHINGGGG

Staff is legitimately so fucking funny thanks for playing around whoever you are you golden angel

saintofpride201:

spartanlocke:

antikate:

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Current mood

mood. and alternatively: 

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I raise you:


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logicheartsoul:

COMPARISON SERIES:
Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes Doing The Iconic Handshake
trailer vs episode

misscrazyfangirl321:

A character arc where the character who did terrible things and regrets them is forced to live, to put one foot in front of the other and find healing, who chooses to pour goodness into the world and make the world a better place

Is more satisfying to me than a character arc where the character who did terrible things and regrets them is redeemed through death

99.9% of the time.

morriganwarrior:

thevastnessof:

thevastnessof:

/sees fossils of older dinosaur and baby dinosaurs intertwined in a way that implies the adult died crouching over the nest trying to protect them from a natural disaster/ oh my god it died crouching over the nest trying to protect them from a natural disaster 😭

it’s about the permanency of an act made in love (or the closest thing they could experience) by an individual animal that existed before our farthest human ancestors ever walked the earth. love is real and time didn’t let them be forgotten

If I remember correctly, in Pompeii, there is a woman trying to shield a child with her own body and there is a man like 2-3 feet away, with his back to the doorway and arms outstretched like he was a second away from shielding the woman and child. It may have been a grandmother and her neighbor shielding the grandson, or a mother shielding her daughter as her husband ran to her, or even two elder siblings rushing to protect the baby. While we do not know the specifics, we know two people cared so much about somebody else that when it seemed the world was on fire and the gods had abandoned them, they were still willing to die trying to save someone else.

I think about that every so often.

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

the mcu is the “the curtains are just blue” of cinematic experiences

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my apologies you’re absolutely correct

thedepressionoftrees:

mitzo:

thedepressionoftrees:

tooquirkytolose:

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

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toanshirotaka:

ginger-beer-bear:

captainjonnitkessler:

Tumblr Blaze is very good because tumblr correctly deduced that if they ran a real advertising service using targeted demographics we’d have burnt this site to the ground, but ALSO correctly deduced that we would be overjoyed to collectively pay large amounts of money to spread shitposts onto completely random dashes in a delighted flurry of slightly malicious mischief. You really do gotta hand it to em on this one, A+ problem solving.

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Incredible content brought to MY DASH with OTHER PEOPLE’S money? Yeah, I’ll support that

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Really digging it

tincanopus:

tincanopus:

like yes things suck but at least ur not 15 again

*repeating to myself in the mirror* i lived through being age 15 i can do anything now…

wordfather:

lychgate:

wordfather:

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think