The ultimate dad joke compilation
just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!
breaking a mutual more like
when your teacher wishes you good luck before an exam
This is honestly my life
"so how is school going?"
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
when ur at baes house and almost get caught leavin
get to know me meme: [1/10 favorite celebrities]: Nicki Minaj - “When I”m assertive, I’m a bitch. When a man’s assertive, he’s a boss. He’s bossed up. No negative connotation behind being “bossed up,” but lots of negative connotation behind being a bitch. — When you’re a girl, you have to be everything. You have to be dope at what you do but you have to be super sweet, and you have to be sexy, and you have to be this and you have to be that, and you have to be nice. It’s like, I can’t be all those things at once. I’m a human being.”
when someone says they dont like dogs