If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.
Posting for two reasons 1. ^^^
2. Martin freeman
"You, with nowhere to go and nowhere to return… I grant you a place to belong. My name is Yato. Bearing a posthumous name, you shall remain here. With this name, I make thee my servant. With this name and its alternate, I use my life to make thee a Regalia! Thou art Yuki! As Regalia, Setsu! Come Sekki!”
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
My followers better all reblog this.
There should be more notes
As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3
i fucking love this.
This is amazing <3
If you don’t rebolg this:
^ you sir, killed me
I WAS GONNA REBLOG IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT THEN I SEEN THE LAST GIF AND IT GAVE ME ANOTHER REASON TO REBLOG
I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.
Start a group chat then put your phone on vibrate and shove it up ur ass
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.