Please pick only one post type!!

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

chevvybar:

breaking a mutual more like

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automatically:

when your teacher wishes you good luck before an exam

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condom:

This is honestly my life

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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momofficial:

when ur at baes house and almost get caught leavin

get to know me meme: [1/10 favorite celebrities]: Nicki Minaj - “When I”m assertive, I’m a bitch. When a man’s assertive, he’s a boss. He’s bossed up. No negative connotation behind being “bossed up,” but lots of negative connotation behind being a bitch. — When you’re a girl, you have to be everything. You have to be dope at what you do but you have to be super sweet, and you have to be sexy, and you have to be this and you have to be that, and you have to be nice. It’s like, I can’t be all those things at once. I’m a human being.”

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY